Date released: 1/4/11
Chords: Here
Lyrics:
It's hard to explain what we gain when we feign interest In the state of the UK - to shame governmental departments And interest rates The hardest part comes when the debate abates When we're forced to comply with the will of the few All our good work's outsourced and it's time we reviewed Some Labour pledges on the edge which became abandoned All good work starts in the heart of David D. Cameron These are the things I believe in These are the things that I believe These are the things I believe in These are the things that I believe With inflation and recession the country's gone to pieces Rekindle the probation making an obsession with Jesus Our Saviour isn't in the hearts of us all It's about time he started being taught more at school "Evolution!" you cry? That old thing where animals die And come back different? Nothing short of a lie - the ought to try To believe in our creation - from the Lord in the sky That is overwriting causation So - ignore the atheists and their self-righteous gobs They don't know better than me, I have faith in our God It's about time we reimplemented teenage correction But all this talk of Christianity's giving me an ir...regular heartbeat These are the things I believe in These are the things that I believe These are the things I believe in These are the things that I believe These are the things I believe in (these are the things I believe in) These are the things that I believe (these are the things that I believe) These are the things I believe in (these are the things I believe in) These are the things that I believe These are the things I believe in (these are the things I believe in) These are the things that I believe (these are the things that I believe) These are the things I believe in (these are the things I believe in) These are the things that I believe
Notes: A completely serious song about my venture into Christianity, Conservatism and… crunk. How to make Hip Hop Hits was my main inspiration for this, and I knocked it up after I realised that I had woken up at 4pm on April 1st
haha, listen at me using words. “venture”. “inspiration”. “this”.
