Date released: 10/6/11
Chords: Here
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So you entered the Saxxys High hopes all around For your editing, your costumes The set or the sound Triumphant and stoic Your replay shone through 'Till you realised that none of The nominees were you Don't worry my friends Learn from your folly Do a horror with sniper Or a drama with solly A comedy with demo Would go down quite well Call it "They're Going To Have To Glue You Back Together In Hell" and just wait... You'll be a thousand times better With a headful of tricks Maybe this time you won't lose out to Saxton's Six Perhaps Badwater D was too good But it's fine Because you'll still have next time For the rest of our entrants Our journey's not stopped The fame bubble inflates It hasn't yet popped Then you notice your replay Is in with a chance As confirmed by Francis The Talking France But lurking in your category Is a replay you fear Its premise is better It's rich in ideas It's funnier than your one It's wishes and dreams While your work lies there dormant Breaking at its seams But just wait... You didn't win this round but Just wait and see The Ballerina Spy has danced The BLU Danube for me Don't fret or be envious of the One that is lime Because you'll still have next time Meanwhile to our winners Congratulations to you I for one was impressed by Your skills at TF2 But don't think you're infallible You're not in the clear I guarantee the standard Will be better next year El Muchacho's sombrero Will be up on the shelf Medic's uber will run dry And he'll be out of health Failed griefing will be banned There'll be no comebacks with force(-a-nature) The spy will be shot down And Heavy won't endorse any more... You've got your reward, a sort of rare holy grail An Australium bust of our Mann, Saxton Hale But each time I get murdered with your reward I'm Inclined to remind you You'll find we'll inspire you When we return next time (We'll return next time)
Notes: I’m quite proud of this one. Released just 2 days after the Saxxy winners were announced, I put this one up after all the butthurt “x should have won” posts in the Steam Forums. There was no fix, guys, the videos with the most votes won. End of story
i really hope valve do make this contest annual or i’m going to look stupid
