Date released: 1/2/10 – 28/2/10
Chords: Here
Lyrics:
Gathering together three of my mates for a night in We look through our games list but nothing seems quite as exciting As a zombie killer shoot'em'up with blood and gore All other things pale in comparison to what's in store With the promises that lie in this game for Left 4 Dead Replaces soldiers with the undead and that time I shot Francis in the head But no, my friend Sam has a crappy processor that can't run jack So I look at the list of choices after sending this survival back It's Killing Floor Not quite as good as Left 4 Dead but equally as clever It's Killing Floor Good for an hour of shooting stuff with you and your buddies working together It's Killing Floor Quintessentially British with some nice gameplay tweaks It's Killing Floor I could imagine playing it a couple of times over the course of a few weeks So we pick up where we left off and invite a couple of my friends Our quartet of gamers is now officially extended So as a sextet of teammates we begin our experience But the controls are janky I feel somewhat delirious I get into it though with the one stringent condition That Sam is the medic, Pete's support and I'm on demolition Early on I realise there's something I immediately forgot I'm minus one gun so I turn round and get killed by a Clot It's Killing Floor Not quite as good as Left 4 Dead but equally as clever It's Killing Floor Good for an hour of shooting stuff with you and your buddies working together It's Killing Floor Quintessentially British with some nice gameplay tweaks It's Killing Floor I could imagine playing it a couple of times over the course of a few weeks "Loadsamoney," I say like Mr. Harry Enfield As I torch a load of specimens and use Sam as a human shield I knife a Scrake in the back and shoot a Husk in the face I buy myself an AK and kill Stalkers all over the place But we have to get to wave 10, an eerie silence falls over our team Pete doesn't know what's going on but it certainly seems The Patriarch killed us all, so we decide right then That we'll start the whole process all over again It's Killing Floor Not quite as good as Left 4 Dead but equally as clever It's Killing Floor Good for an hour of shooting stuff with you and your buddies working together It's Killing Floor Quintessentially British with some nice gameplay tweaks It's Killing Floor I could imagine playing it a couple of times over the course of a few weeks
Notes: Hum. This one started off a sort of joke (I have some sort of soft spot for novelty rap songs, it seems) and I was just getting into Killing Floor at this point, shrugging it off in being inferior to Left 4 Dead; they’re very different games, and, while it has its downsides, KF actually a hell of a lot of fun. Go buy it, it’s probably cheap on Steam at the moment
Also, yeah, it’s not really like The Streets at all. But hey, I quite like this one, cheap rhymes and all
i totally stumbled on my words in the “we have to get to wave 10″ part, i know
